Chea-Pet Clapper

So the Oscar’s was extremely boring. The CTV pre-rolling carpet thing with Ben Mulroney (something about him I just don’t like) and his grandmother, Jeanne Beker. I gotta know where Bennyboy get’s his hair piece from, overall it’s okay, but it’s noticeable, I swear I thought I saw it hanging 1/2 way down his forehead.  If you’re gonna conceal, word of advise, don’t wear it in the daylight,  the goal is conceal, not eccentrics it.  Anything is noticeable in daylight.  BUT his rug was not as noticeable as John Travolta’s wig, taupee, whatever that thing was. All I know is that he looks like a Chea-Pet, a Sciencetlogy CHEA PET.

I bet it took longer to put on that hair piece than it to get ready to play that woman part in the movie ‘Hairspray’.  Hey, when got a Boeing plane sitting in your driveway, you gotta afford some good hair pieces.  Hopefully he’s not going to end up like Sherri on ‘The View’, she’s got a wig for every day of the week, Monday’s wig, Tuesday’s wig etc. I am so jealous, what women get away with. When I was 18yrs old, not too long ago, a couple years back..lol..I had thick hair, bangs et al. I still experience dreams about it. I would like to get a wig that gaves me bangs..lol..if I did I would be considered a drag queen.

But on a serious note, did you notice the flaws on the faces of the celebrites that usually look perfect. Daylight does not cheat you. And man, I’ve seen more wrinkles on those faces than an old man’s ass. Nobody’s perfect, including  Hollywood.  And someone tell me why was Cameron Diaz at the Oscars? She has no talent. Anyone can act themselves in front of the camera, no special talent required for that, including Julia Roberts when she played herself in Erin Brokovich.

I love Jack Nicolson. I like Tom Hanks.  And um, well that’s all the famous people who were at the Oscars this year.

I gotta tell ya, as I sit everyday and do whatever I do, I say to myself this is not my destiny. I know there is so much out there, this is not my purpose of life. I’ve listen to the first 34 mins of the audiobook ‘A New Earth’ which Oprah gets orgasms about it.  By the way, you can download it from here.

I’ve been wanting to revamp my website to something different, once again.  But I have no patience. It’s already 2:03am, too tired to configure it. I did some very minor color changes..WOOOOOWWWW.. lol.. and who knows what I did to the side menu. Fix it another time.

I finally got my big ass laptop back from the repair depot.  I gotta say, sometimes I make the right choices and one of those choices was purchasing warranty for this laptop. Since it’s a desktop replacement it would of cost me $900 to fix if I didn’t have the warranty. Somehow the motherboard was fried. When it was malfunctioning it sounded like a 747 engine when the fans were going fullblast trying to cool the system.

Gotta sleep.

By the way, Britney is being well-behaved.  She got Osama out of her life, and TADA no more drugs. I never hang out with Osama’s….badddddddddd.

Ok, the spellcheck is telling me I have errors. Hell, Im too tired to fix it.