Joeylicious is here to entertain YA

Ya know, I just posted new updated pictures of myself, which I took of myself as I was proudly wearing one of my charity sponsored t-shirts, the name of the charity is on the back. But the slogan refers to global warming, and it’s not me being all egotisical like Paris Hilton. I looked back at a picture I took of myself about 5-6 years ago and compared it with the one’s I’ve took of myself today and you know what Ladies & Gentle’s, I turned back time!! I found the way!!! And Cher had nothing to do with it.

There are many possible reasons really. Eating extremely boring and healthy has something to do with it, actually, for some reason I cooked falaffall yesterday, that was my splurge, I bought the mixture and made it at home and you know what? It wasn’t bad. When most splurge on pizza, Big Macs or some grossly fattening substance, I ate falaffal! But this time I made it right!! Last time I attempted to make it, it ended up being a big fat patty, somehow the little balls ended up being a big patty…lol..ok, that didn’t sound right.  Anyway,mmmm, it was damn good, my tastebuds have not touched anything that good in who knows how long, and that’s including some ______, ya’ll!

You see, I am thinking big, I am using the law of attraction and thinking about wonderful things that will happen, it hasn’t come yet, but I’m thinking about it. Not waiting..but I am thinking about it. You gotta think these things, you bring in whatever you attract. You see, when I am on my elliptical trainer and I pump up my music to the loud pumping beats duet of Dolly Parton and JayZ..whoohooo, JayZ in da house!! It’s Dolly n da house!! It’s Joeeeey N Da House.Woooohooo, ya’ll,

Damn!

Bamm!  No thank you ma’m.

We have it going on, you pap………smears.

Woooohooooo, don’t cha love it??

Watch me NOW!

Ok, dance and song break out..I’m feeling it, I’m feeling the music. Let’s kick this up a notch!

Let me slip on the leotards,  just like the one’s Madonna wears in the Hung Up Video. And let’s get this party started. No worries, no cameltoe here. (Oh boy)

Let’s get this part IE started, as I am heading over to the dancefloor.

Let’s Get physical, physical…on the ellipitical…ya, ya, ya….let me hear your body shout..

I’m having a moment!  I’m feeling VA Klempt.

Picture it! dancing hard on the ellipitcal, 

Damn y’all,  the screws popped off the machine and they shot across the room, because I am…

Busting it, busting DA ASS to the MASS, y’all!  Busting my ass to the bass, and to the medal and 2 da metal and I’m grooving like a homey.

Gotta splits u tits.

Please note: Ab SOUL loot ley no subbby’sstances/alccohols was involved while typing this, you 2 can have some fun without all the crap you digest in your precious body. I’m just one nutcase, and that’s ALL it takes! The artists names in this blog were used out context.

PEACE OUT

Tottles McNoodles.