Bread and Cheese

Im gonna eat lots of toasted bread and soya cheese slices, Im gonna be so fat. Don’t ya love the smell of toast…mmmm. Trailor park food at it’s best. I’ve not indulged in greasy food, in how long?  We need to splurge one day every 90 days.

I made nasty dinner and I think I cooked it wrong that created a lot of carcinogens, I feel ill. Soya burger with satueed onions drowned in spices…nasty ass.

They said there’s lots of Omega’s in Sardines so I went out and bought 15 of them, maybe it’s making me ill, what they didn’t say is that it tastes like an infected ass.

That or the carcinogens in the burger I cooked wrong, or the low sodium V8 juice I drank, I see why they load it with sodium, it’s damn nasty without the loaded salt. They need to take the salt out of the All Bran Cereal, I don’t care for the taste, it smells like dry dog food anyway, and I don’t need to taste it, I drown it in Sensational Soya anyway.

No men anywhere to be seen.  Why are most men on these dating sites, unattractive or have wrinkled asses? And the good looking one’s are either prostitutes or escorts.

I’m no sex object. Nor do I have a wrinkled ass.

But I act like a pregnant woman.

Speaking of women, why is a gay male couple, one with an obvious rug on his head, promoting mascara in a TV commerical? What’s next, gay men advertising tampons? Those two should be banned from TV , they give gays a bad name. It’s not all about mascara and acting all feminine.

So if you’re slighly good looking, can cook, hot in bed, a wacko-jacko, and able to handle a possesive, controlling, HOT loonie toon…click that contact button, because I’m all yours. And if you’re American, no problem, I’ll sponsor ya to immigrate to Canada. FREE HEALTH CARE! Free Pap Smears..

And hurry…before my ass becomes wrinkled and while supplies last.

I’VE LOST MY MIND!!!