If I won

What will I do if I won $15 20  25Million?? One Toronto man gave away free chickens to the needy.

I would first make sure my sister and parents were taken care of and buy them a house, a few cars etc, than I would buy some huge piece of land and rescue dogs from a few shelters and take care of them with lots of love and care. Than I would take my jet and fly to one of those countries and adopt a few babies.

I will then have a few kids and name them Joey Jr, Josephina, Josef, JoJo, Tofu and Toronto and I would do so by home experiement, turkey basting a hot spanish momacita or take a couple oxycontins and have sex with the hot mommacita in a hot tub.

I thought about getting some lyposuction, but I don’t think it’s natural to cut up my body just for vanity purpose, we have to accept what god has given us. And if not, plastic surgery isn’t the answer, its far deeper than that.

And I think that’s about it for now.

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