We’ll never survive.

If you see me pushing a baby in a stroller, have no fear it’s not mine, it’s my sister’s beautiful baby. My sister and her 5 month old are visiting and staying with me for a couple more weeks and I’m enjoying the bundle of joy baby.The baby already holds the baby bottle and tries to help herself up when you pick her up. And besides crying for the bottle or tired, she’s quiet.

Tonight, I unintentionally made my sister worried, well I became paranoid or worried if anything, her 5 month old is sleeping on her stomach and it worries me because she’s too young to being sleeping on her stomach at night. So out of the blue at 11:30 PM and after googling SIDS, I went and  told my sister to turn over the baby, it’s ok to allow the baby to sleep on their stomach when your attentive, but not at night when your sleeping.

If you want to meet someone who’s got no issues than go to a monastery. And take those people who think they’ve got no baggage with ya, the nuns need to get laid.

But what’s with teenagers who shoot their classmates at school these days??? Where do these young people get their guns from? Are there new gumball machines that dispense guns for a quarter? It’s a very sad society when 14 year old’s bring guns to school and murder their classmates. This never happened when I went to high school in the 1990′s. Back then there were only  fist fights if there was conflict. Now young kids bring guns to school. Andthe parents are to blame and so is the government. The remedy to violence is not by throwing people in jail so that they become worse and learn new ways to commit crime from other criminals, the government calls it rehabiliation. The people who run the government live in a bubble. ONTARIO people need to remember what the Harris government did to our province when the Conservatives were running our provincial government. The conversatives excel at the ‘Reactive’ approach, they’re horrible at being ‘Proactive’, and what could be more inaffective? It’s called the bandaid affect. It’s like “there’s a crack in the ceiling where the leak is coming from, let’s put a piece of tape over it”.

I stay away from conflict, I couldn’t be bothered really, wastes too much negative energy on someone else you’re allowing to affect you. A lot of times you could describe me as snotty, and it becomes usefull in situations were people are assholes, all you gotta do is brush them off like dirt and walk away. But if everyone was as brilliant as that, there would be no hate in this world. So much easier to walk away, and it takes a real man to do so.

Thanks to the Liberal party and their crappy leader, Harper will be in
office again. Canadian’s should be very worried.  And they can come back
to this blog one year after Harper is voted into office and what
they’ll see is a “I TOLD YOU SO!!!”.

During the 2 years I’ve lived at my previous residence I’ve only met 3 neighbors, the other times it felt like I was actually living with them where I felt like I had to be quiet when taking a shower late night so that I wouldn’t wake them up, but again it could be the paranoid freak in me (wait a sec, have I ever had a paranoia in me?) and that’s why I purposely said “Maybe I should say bye to my lovely neighbors” when I was referring to the neighbour  standing in the hallway, bitch with a capital B, and boy does she ever need a big fat juicy sausage up her hole(s).

Nonetheless, It was time to go and good riddens., If I were to compare the old and the new, it’s like night and day, literally. And I couldn’t be %90 more happier. Whenever I complete satisfaction surveys, I never put 5 out of 5, nothing is perfect in this world. Even those who live at gym with “adonis bodies”, people with tons of money, celebrities with “perfect” lives and a perfect society. It’s so easy for us to sit there and judge other people, we do it all the time. For example, my sister and I walking with the baby, people automatically assume we’re a couple. I actually think I look funny pushing a stroller. But my neice is the best baby out there hands down. She only cries when hungry or tired, at 5 months old she’s already holding her bottle lying down, when you try to pick her up she lifts her back, and she changes her own diaper.

Ok, the last one was a fib, obviously.