You want CraZy? It comes in 2 flavours.

Yes my peeps, my website has changed 10x within the last few day, more often than I change my jeans. Scary. But they’re clean jeans. I just need to find something that fits right (website). But, don’t say this blog isn’t one of a kind, because there is no other blog site there that has had so many looks. It’s a fact and I want an Emmy for it. Some don’t like change, I thrive on it.

Reinventions is searching within.

I like this new look because it looks crazy and has character and crazy is what I am, you got that right. No harm. But again, by the time some people read today’s entry the blog will change again.

People deal with stress in many ways. I used to deal with it with substances, that’s 3 years ago but ever since I’ve become a much stronger person I’ve turned into a fregin geek and deal with stress doing geeky things, like changing my website almost every other day, but that’s not all I do.

I am going to fulfill my life. You betcha bottom dolllar, I will. I am gonna get a few dogs and I’m gonna become a master. I’m gonna enrich my life with good things. And it doesn’t include plants, mainly cause they die on me. Get me the most difficult plant to kill and it’ll end up dying on me. To keep the plant alive, plant enthusiasts say that plants love it when you man handling them because it stimulates them. I ain’t man handling, talking nor stimulating any plant. I am crazy but not that crazy. It’ll be Little Shop of Horrors.

A painting that some woman in California bought for $50 has been sold for millions. One woman said when she saw the ugly nasty ass painting she broke into tears and that she felt that the painting was talking to her. Ladies and Gentleman, that’s an example of downright BAD CRAZY. And the person who paid millions for it, is one nutcase. Especially when the painting spoke to her. Hello. Medication.

Have you ever eaten too much fish that it left a bad taste in your mouth? Gross. My brain has been fed. But it left an after taste on my tongue. Kinda like eating out a woman on her period. You think that’s gross, try oral on dirty uncircumcised penis. You want a smelly cheese dog you got one.

Now that I live in bigger place, I’ve been sleeping with my TV on, I do so because it keeps the ghosts in the closet. It actually feels surreal. It feels empty, I need to fulfill the emptiness. Enrich my life and rescue an animal from the shelter. But they’re all big or old. And I feel it’s wrong to go out there and buy a dog from the ads, when there are dogs in shelters that need to be rescued. And there are so many scams out there of people telling you a cut and paste story and a fictitious right click picture from a dog publication explaining how “glorious” their princess puppy is and how it can be yours by sending them money to ship you the dog. You know what they can do? Lick my left testicle and floss their teeth with my ____ hairs.

You want crazy? You got it!