Much… Deserved

When you devote your website to bashing celebrities, drawing pictures of penis’s up a guys/girls crotch, bringing people out of the closet and other insults, be prepared to get the ‘Boom Boom Pow’. With no shoulder to cry on.

(I’m going to have to forgive myself as I waste 2 1/2 minutes (not including revisions) of my time to write up on trash…no, no not the garbage strike the City of Toronto is having, but another kind..)

Psychologists/therapists and mental hospitals….do I have a case for you!!!

Twitter! Are you there? TWITTER! Call police!!! I got a black eye from a Black Eye PEA!

Perez: I know I’m ass and I feed off other people’s fame and I know I’m infamous and I know I love negative attention because, because that’s all I deserve. Shit Twitters I gotta go, I need to post my booho cry me a river video.

If you havn’t heard or have seen it all over the media, the news that shouldn’t of made news, especially of someone with little irrelevance in this world, yes I’m talking about that big bird who dresses in pink and spews out crap, yes, yes, I’ve got nothing better to do than post this blog… at this given moment. I’m talking about that disgrace Perez Hilton.

Lastnight after the MuchMusic Awards in Toronto, BigBird in Pink (Perez) was punched out by ‘Black Eyed Peas’ and moments later runs onto the Twitter website crying for help, instead of going to a nearby store or his hotel or help from someone on the street, he runs for help to his only friend… Twitter!

What he should of done was walk over to the Clarke Mental Institute which is up the street from where he was in Toronto and seek mental attention. It’s not the black eye from the black eyed peas he should be worried about, it’s his brain.

Seriously who does that? Hi Twitter, HELP! Call the Police! CTV reported that a twitter from China was the one who called Toronto Police for the mentally challenged Perez, but again that report could of came from Perez himself who most likely emailed the station,  he emailed the Toronto Star, minutes after the incident.

Though there are other ways of dealing with conflict than violence, but so is getting a real job and not relying on other people’s fame to make it your own. And it’s about time that this loonie-toon got what he deserved. He has the brains compared to that of a goldfish, he forces people to come out of the closet when it’s not his damn business to do so and he spreads false rumors of people (celebrities) who don’t give him the time or day.

This Perez girl is most likely getting off on all the media attention he’s getting, someone please hand him a towel because he’s going to need to clean up the sticky mess.